No headboards were broken.

Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.

Not the brightest gem in the jewelry shop, but you've got to admire his single-minded dedication to drug abuse.

Stop thinking about the landing, because it's all about falling.

There's some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.

We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be.

When you're walking home at night, do you even get creeped out and even though it's silly and embarrassing you just want to run home?" It seemed too secret and personal to admit to virtual stranger, but I told her, "Yeah, totally." For a moment, she was quiet. Then she grabbed my hand, whispered, "Run run run run run," and took off, pulling me behind her.