I didn't know what to say to her - I was caught in a love triangle with one dead side.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.

We don't suffer from a shortage of metaphors . . . But you have to be careful which metaphor you choose, because it matters.

i know he's been looking forward to this--and i know that i've been looking forward to this. but now i have to stop looking forward and start looking at where i am. it's hard.

Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?

What can we do?" Mom asked again. I shrugged. But she kept asking, as if there were something she could do, until I just kind of crawled across the couch into her lap and my dad came over and held my legs really tight and I wrapped my arms all the way around my mom's middle and they held on to me for hours while the tide rolled in.