Tonight, darling, we are going to right a lot of wrongs.

The Red Wheelbarrow" by William Carlos Williams. So much depends upom a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens.

Easy comfort isn't comforting

I'm really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why or what.

I didn't even know what the feeling was, really, just that there was a lot of it.

You know what ambrosia tastes like? It tastes like all the things you can't eat on Weight Watchers. Cheeseburgers, sugar cookies, regular freaking ice cream instead of, like, ice cream that's made out of air and human hope.

The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.