He may be a malevolent sorcerer, but Tiny Cooper is his own goddamned man, and if he wants to be a gigantic skipper, then that's his right as a huge American.

I feel like, like, how you matter is defined by the things that matter to you. You matter as much as the things that matter to you.

Where do you come up with these zingers, Clint? Do you own some kind of joke factory in Indonesia where you've got eight-year-olds working ninety hours a week to deliver you that kind of top-quality witticism? There are boy bands with more original material.

He missed her like crazycakes.

You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you. All efforts to save me from you will fail.

Suffering is universal. it’s the one thing Buddhists, Christians, and Muslims are all worried about.

I’m not up for laughing, but their laughter makes the room feel safer, so we begin to explore.