We look back to the most important moment in our history, and that becomes the dividing line between what we were and what we are now.

Love is keeping the promise anyway.

You're not a little kid anymore. You need to make friends, get out of the house, and live your life.

It turns out that, somehow, there are a tremendous number of things to be optimistic about.

Wait, wait. I don't get it.' 'That is because you only have eight functioning brain cells.

But there are a thousand ways to look at it: maybe the strings break, or maybe our ship s sink, or maybe we're grass--our roots so interdependent that no one is dead as long as someone is still alive. We don't suffer from a shortage of metaphors, is what I mean. But you have to be careful which metaphor you choose, because it matters.

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