It's a game. We tax lawyers teach the rich how to play it so they can stay rich-and the IRS keeps changing the rules so we can keep getting rich teaching them.

He's my client, and he's counting on me. I'll take him, warts and all.

It's as if we spend our entire lives avoiding Jell-O but it is always there at the end, waiting.

Please give me fifty more years of work and fun, then an instant death when I'm sleeping.

My decision to become a lawyer was irrevocably sealed when I realized my father hated the legal profession.

I earned my first steady paycheck watering rose bushes at a nursery for a dollar an hour.

I always do book signings with the same blue pen. That way, if I add a personalised message to a book I've already signed, it'll be in the same colour as my signature.