I earned my first steady paycheck watering rose bushes at a nursery for a dollar an hour.
I'm being followed so much I'm causing traffic jams.
We learned after the first semester in law school that it's best never to discuss exams. If notes are compared afterwards, you become painfully aware of things you missed.
Some people have more guts than brains.
When witnesses concoct lies, they often miss the obvious.
Quite often I can be in a bookshop, standing beneath a great big picture of myself and paying for a book with a credit card clearly marked John Grisham, yet no one recognises me. I often say I'm a famous author in a country where no one reads.