You burn a man's pickup, and he's ready for war.

How could homosexuals possibly srew up the sanctity of marriage any worse than heterosexuals?

Ricky had taught me a few cuss words. I usually practiced them in the woods by the river, then prayed for forgiveness as soon as I was done.

When you work at street level you never know who's going to walk through your door.

There are few things in life worse than a long-winded lawyer.

I looked at her and tried to speak, but all I could think about was how shocked she'd be if I said what I was thinking.

I always do book signings with the same blue pen. That way, if I add a personalised message to a book I've already signed, it'll be in the same colour as my signature.