You know the old saying: "History is written by the winners. And also, the team of hand-picked historians that the winner keeps hidden away in an underground bunker".

As a live stand-up comedy performer, I have the benefit of choosing real entrance music.

I actually own a copy of my own book; that's how dedicated I am as an author.

I would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.'

I'm not a particularly religious person, but that feeling of getting transmissions from someplace else, even if it's from your own consciousness, is very, very real. To me, at least.

Only the nerds will save the earth.

It was inevitable that in the proliferation of media and media channels and the natural debasing of authority that comes when you make an expert of someone who knows a few things and can be on television and you put the word "expert" underneath them, that is to say me, then eventually the very concept of expertise itself would become meaningless.