A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.

Creating fake facts does require a measure of haphazard research, insofar as they need to not just be possible, but also interesting.

As a live stand-up comedy performer, I have the benefit of choosing real entrance music.

What I've discovered more recently is copies of books that I didn't represent, but that my boss represented when I assisted her on the dollar pile. I won't mention any names, but it is this profoundly bittersweet time of realizing, "Oh, I had a wonderful time working on this book and now it is a dollar relic on the side of the road."

When I listen to music - I don't particularly do it for fun all that much. It's not a big part of my life, and I'm not really on top of what's happening in the world of music in the way I was when I was a teenager.

My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not.

Anyone of conscience could come look at my book and see it as an esoteric oddity or be intrigued by it. It could happen either way on a thousand different little decisions each individual might make.