A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.

It would be rather naive to imagine that Oprah doesn't have an Earth Evacuation Plan. You know Richard Branson does - his is in plain sight.

Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending.

Anyone of conscience could come look at my book and see it as an esoteric oddity or be intrigued by it. It could happen either way on a thousand different little decisions each individual might make.

I suspect that when the truth ceases to be heartbreakingly funny, we will be in a better place and a happier society over all.

When a good friend gives you his or her book, you don't want to read it, because you're afraid that it's not going be what you hope it can be.

Maine's motto is "Vacationland," but as far as I'm concerned, it should be, "Maine: Putting the 'spite' in hospitality since 1820."