Just a small-scale cult of personality, maybe raise a geodetic dome out in western Massachusetts and make people wear jumpsuits and give all their possessions to me.

Everything we make in life, eventually, is sold for a dollar or a penny or given away.

Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending.

If you have not seen it, FOOTBALL is a game in which men shove one another back and forth for no reason. They do not choose how, when, or whom they shove. They are doing this in order to please one angry old man on the sidelines. This old man is called the 'coach' or 'yelling surrogate' dad who will never be happy.

Well, I always had this desire to celebrate and somehow be a part of things that I thought were really great.

I don't wish to brag, but I'm very intelligent.

I have an unfortunate compulsion. I really would rather not do it, as it is very nerve-wracking and un-fun. But when it works, there is nothing like it.