Just a small-scale cult of personality, maybe raise a geodetic dome out in western Massachusetts and make people wear jumpsuits and give all their possessions to me.

The fact is I'm very self-similar.

I would definitely make eggs for the rest of my life if I could.

As a live stand-up comedy performer, I have the benefit of choosing real entrance music.

I would say 70 percent of people who are in therapy are in therapy not because of their upbringing, not because of their mean sister or obsessions, but because of anxiety brought about by lack of financial security.

There is no ritual that enhances creativity other than just starting.

Reality, while generally probable, is not always interesting.