People who run for president seriously and people who become president enter a bizarre secret society in which they have had an experience that none of us will ever have.

I am not an Internet superstar. I am, ironically perhaps, the most old media superstar of all time. My fame is due to broadcast television.

Creating fake facts does require a measure of haphazard research, insofar as they need to not just be possible, but also interesting.

I think that by the time I start writing the third book, of course, I will be President Of The United States, and that also will have something to do with it. I'll probably have to acknowledge that somehow.

I suspect that when the truth ceases to be heartbreakingly funny, we will be in a better place and a happier society over all.

What I collect? Interesting jobs. Always to my thrill and excitement, but ultimately to my exhaustion, I collect interesting jobs. If an interesting job comes along, I take it; that's why I do so many things. I'm lucky to be able to.

It would be rather naive to imagine that Oprah doesn't have an Earth Evacuation Plan. You know Richard Branson does - his is in plain sight.