I actually own a copy of my own book; that's how dedicated I am as an author.

A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.

Terry Gross has never had me on her show and you know, it's her show; she sets the agenda and that's not Hodgman. But I'll still listen to it.

I'm not sure if that answers the question and I have absolutely no problem with any major world religion on Earth.

Houdini, the magician who debunked magic, could not bear to see the great rationalist [Arthur Conan] Doyle enchanted by ghosts and frauds. And so he did what any friend would: He set out to prove spiritualism false and rob his friend Doyle of the only comforting fiction that was keeping him sane. It was the least he could do.

Just a small-scale cult of personality, maybe raise a geodetic dome out in western Massachusetts and make people wear jumpsuits and give all their possessions to me.

My candidacy is a compelling argument for my candidacy. I want to be President.