I am not an Internet superstar. I am, ironically perhaps, the most old media superstar of all time. My fame is due to broadcast television.

Reality, while generally probable, is not always interesting.

Even in my own life, there are memories I have that are difficult to explain - happenings that are so odd and unaccountably weird, that it is difficult to imagine they were not the result of prolonged and frequent contact with aliens throughout my life.

Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.

I suspect that when the truth ceases to be heartbreakingly funny, we will be in a better place and a happier society over all.

When I listen to music - I don't particularly do it for fun all that much. It's not a big part of my life, and I'm not really on top of what's happening in the world of music in the way I was when I was a teenager.

I am someone who values truth - actual truth as opposed to 'truthiness.'