To want to become the President is, I think, such a bizarre ambition that it is automatically deranging.
John HodgmanI would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.'
John HodgmanOnce you're out in a place where there's one sheriff for the county, people have to learn how to get along with each other and that means going to the dump illegally and dumping your garbage and hoping the guys don't call you on it and being terrified of this to your core until you realize after many years that the guys at the dump don't really care where your garbage is coming from.
John Hodgman