People who run for president seriously and people who become president enter a bizarre secret society in which they have had an experience that none of us will ever have.
John HodgmanWhat I collect? Interesting jobs. Always to my thrill and excitement, but ultimately to my exhaustion, I collect interesting jobs. If an interesting job comes along, I take it; that's why I do so many things. I'm lucky to be able to.
John HodgmanI would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.'
John HodgmanIf you have not seen it, FOOTBALL is a game in which men shove one another back and forth for no reason. They do not choose how, when, or whom they shove. They are doing this in order to please one angry old man on the sidelines. This old man is called the 'coach' or 'yelling surrogate' dad who will never be happy.
John Hodgman