Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.

The fact is I'm very self-similar.

I am not an Internet superstar.

Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not.

I naturally own a lot of very old magazines. And I enjoy going to old magazines because the advertisements in those magazines tended to have thousands of words of copy in them.

A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.

I am someone who values knowledge, actual knowledge. I also value stories and fiction a whole lot, and that's where the fake knowledge comes in.