The reality is that if you want to be in a reality-based community, you've got to respect reality and that means calling it bad when you see the past ahead and it doesn't look good and acknowledging when it's going to work.

I say, if you're going to eat a creature alive, you have to expect some screaming. That is the carnivore's burden.

Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not.

I don't wish to brag, but I'm very intelligent.

I would definitely make eggs for the rest of my life if I could.

I have an unfortunate compulsion. I really would rather not do it, as it is very nerve-wracking and un-fun. But when it works, there is nothing like it.

So I am a product of the Internet, and to some degree a product of this sensibility of constant cultural reference.