I suspect that when the truth ceases to be heartbreakingly funny, we will be in a better place and a happier society over all.

Everyone wants to write a book. Very few people are able to do it.

I am someone who values truth - actual truth as opposed to 'truthiness.'

I say, if you're going to eat a creature alive, you have to expect some screaming. That is the carnivore's burden.

Panic is an incredibly catalyzing creative force. And almost out of sheer necessity, I found I had to talk about myself and my real life as it is effectively lived by me.

One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.

I believe that by releasing "passing interest/low keepsake-value literature" from the burden of physicality, you are actually releasing the words from their worst liability: the price and inconvenience of actual bookness.