Creating fake facts does require a measure of haphazard research, insofar as they need to not just be possible, but also interesting.

The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.

I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

I am not a villain.I'm an only-child narcissist monster, but I wish no ill, nor do I wish for world domination; what a hassle that would be!

Life may be miraculous in its unlikelihood in the universe, but it would be a fallacy to suggest that its rareness makes it inextinguishable.

Elwyn Brooks White was a very Maine personality which is, "I hate everyone and everyone stay away from me."

One of the things about crowd work that's so exciting is when you discover a character in the audience who's interesting or funny, who you can vibe off of. If someone's got a weird job that you can make reference to throughout, or you can bring that person onstage - humiliate them, or celebrate them! You can put people in conversation with one another. The best is when something that they're doing can reflect back on something that you're doing.