I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

Generally speaking, I, like anyone else who does anything publicly, like it when people like what I do, and would like to hear as much.

First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.

All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.

It would be rather naive to imagine that Oprah doesn't have an Earth Evacuation Plan. You know Richard Branson does - his is in plain sight.

My fame is due to broadcast television.

Part of the transaction between writer and reader is the pleasure of building a community and encouraging people to play along.