Reality, while generally probable, is not always interesting.

People like what they like. They're gonna do what they're gonna do.

I would definitely make eggs for the rest of my life if I could.

I really wouldn't censor myself. But because it was on such a slower scale, I would throw things out, and I indulged the personal stuff as little flashes of truth. Little in-jokes for anyone who was paying particular attention.

I am not a villain.I'm an only-child narcissist monster, but I wish no ill, nor do I wish for world domination; what a hassle that would be!

Why certain political classes want purposefully to keep Americans in a state of perpetual debt and uncertainty and why certain people don't want a middle class - because middle class creates a certain happiness. You know what I mean?

To want to become the President is, I think, such a bizarre ambition that it is automatically deranging.