I don't wish to brag, but I'm very intelligent.

It would be rather naive to imagine that Oprah doesn't have an Earth Evacuation Plan. You know Richard Branson does - his is in plain sight.

I suspect that when the truth ceases to be heartbreakingly funny, we will be in a better place and a happier society over all.

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies.

The very idea that there is no truth, but only the filter of narrative through which truth is invented is something I learned at the feet of the most leftist professors at Yale and am learning again from Sarah Palin during the Vice Presidential debate, and I find that very disorienting.

One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.

As you know, the thing that I know the least about is the topic of sports.