The gardener had a dread of small women; he'd always imagined them to have an anger disproportionate to their size.
John IrvingLilly was not crazy. She left a serious suicide note. 'Sorry,' said the note. 'Just not big enough.
John IrvingYou bet I write disaster fiction. We have compiled a disastrous record on this planet, a record of stupidity and absurdity and self-abuse and self-aggrandizement and self-deception and pompousness and self-righteousness and cruelty and indifference beyond what any other species has demonstrated the capacity for, which is the capacity for all the above.
John Irving