It will all end very badly, Gus

A firm rule must be imposed upon our nation before it destroys itself. The United States needs some theology and geometry, some taste and decency. I suspect that we are teetering on the edge of the abyss.

This liberal doxy must be impaled upon the member of a particularly large stallion.

You could tell by the way he talked, though, that he had gone to school a long time. That was probably what was wrong with him.

My life is a rather grim one. One day I shall perhaps describe it to you in great detail.

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?

Oh, Fortuna, blind, heedless goddess, I am strapped to your wheel,' Ignatius belched, 'Do not crush me beneath your spokes. Raise me on high, divinity.