Having once been so high, humanity fell so low. What had once been dedicated to the soul was now dedicated to the sale.

Oh, Fortuna, you capricious sprite!

I should perhaps warn you that I am about to faint from anxiety and general depression, though. The film I saw last night was especially grueling, a teen-age beach musical. I almost collapsed during the singing sequence on surfboard.

When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

Psycho? The woman's senile. We had to stop at about thirty gas stations on the way over here. Finally I got tired of getting out of the car and showing her which was the Men's and which was the Women's, so I let her pick them herself. I worked out a system. The law of averages. I laid money on her and she came out about fifty-fifty.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot dog thefts?