My life is a rather grim one. One day I shall perhaps describe it to you in great detail.

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?

Mother went out again tonight, looking like a courtesan.

Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity.

I should perhaps warn you that I am about to faint from anxiety and general depression, though. The film I saw last night was especially grueling, a teen-age beach musical. I almost collapsed during the singing sequence on surfboard.

Canned food is a perversion,' Ignatius said. 'I suspect that it is ultimately very damaging to the soul.

Once a person was asked to step into this brutal century, anything could happen