All I've ever wanted to do was be a great dad, and yet there's no stopping this existential mirror that's held up to yourself when you're about to have a kid.

Keeping it real is the key and I don't know how they've done that week after week. I think the key is that everybody can sort of empathize with [The Office].

You should know the ins and outs [of the marriage]. So it was nice to see a little bit of background.

One of the best lessons I've ever gotten in my life is to anticipate nothing because it's always worse in your head than it really is.

You can make jokes but [ George Clooney] is everything that anyone's ever said about him.

Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.

That was okay [ working with George Clooney]. One of these days I'll work with a good director.