Nobody loves you when you're down and out.
I am a violent man who has learned not to be violent and regrets his violence.
You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first.
When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.
What Can I Tell You about Myself which You Have Not Already Found Out from Those Who Do Not Lie?
Sarcasim is the lowest form of humor.