If you really want the truth of anything, don't use Wikipedia.

Love is two minutes fifty-two seconds of squishing noises. It shows your mind isn't clicking right.

I love conversation and the sharing of different thoughts and philosophies. That kind of stuff always makes me happy. I don't mind interviews, either - I like doing them.

Some of us are born big-minded with small penises. Others have big penises and small-minded.

I don't believe in pets. I like animals to be wild and free. But I can sit and watch an ant run up and down the floor for hours. I use a magnifying glass to look at the beautiful shape of the thing.

The day I run out of ideas is the day I stop making records.

You'll find that empty vessels make the most sound.