Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.

I've created several musical trends, really. That's not because I'm so far out and fabulous. It's because most bands have no ideas of their own. They're so desperate they'll grab at any old straw.

The only notes that matter come in a wad

If you have something to say then you want someone to pay attention or at least to have the opportunity for them to tell you to shut up and go away.

If you were to look back at me as a school kid you'd see a very quiet little church mouse kind of character.

Some of us are born big-minded with small penises. Others have big penises and small-minded.

My words are my bullets.