Britain's an island; it's always had a constant ebb and flow of immigration - it makes it a better place.
Obama's dense as a doorbell; not much going on up there - it's a wooden top.
I'm not going to pontificate and tell you to execute your government at dawn, but it wouldn't be a bad idea.
Love is 2 minutes and 52 seconds of squelching noises.
I have a sensible set of values that tell me to never lie.
It's no good being nice and young and naive. There's no good in that at all. You've got to do it all yourself, and you've gotta learn quick. And you can't look for sympathy either.