Some of us are born big-minded with small penises. Others have big penises and small-minded.

Destroy everything. That's all well and fine, but you got to offer something in it's place. Since I always have a point and purpose to what I do, thats why people accuse me of being calculated. it's the way I am. I always know my next move. I could never conjure up a death wish, this is all I have is life. I don't know what comes next, and frankly I'm in no rush to find out. I don't believe in playing a martyr just for the sheer hell of it. And for something as chidish as Rock 'N' Roll is not on.

Meat isn't murder, it's delicious.

I love pop music. It's not easy to write a good pop song.

People think I hate the Royal Family, but that's not true.

A record company used to be a very good thing, but they ended up soul-destroyingly trapping people in the accounting department. And you couldn't get any further, and the heads of each department were changing all the time, so you couldn't have any permanent relationship within the corporation.

Anybody who says, "Look, John, I'm a politician. Don't believe a word I say," is a friend of mine.