I showed what I can do with butter, right? Eighty-five percent increase in sales. I'm very proud of them Country Life ads. They were funny and clever and classy like the Toblerone ads I grew up with.

I'm just permanently agitated by everything and everyone.

I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine.

Music is a simulation of something, but language is the greatest thing we possess.

Move to Italy. I mean it: they know about living in debt; they don't care. I stayed out there for five months while I was making a film called 'Order Of Death,' and they've really got it sussed. Nice cars. Sharp suits. Great food. Stroll into work at 10. Lunch from 12 till three. Leave work at five. That's living!

You can always wake up on the wrong side of the bed and boo-hiss everyone suffers. We can all be temperamental.

U2 - that's a band that never should have existed. There's no life experience in any of their songs.