I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine.

Stroll into work at 10. Lunch from 12 till three. Leave work at five. That's living!

People don't like other poor people, and rather than blame the people that make you all poor, you blame each other.

I always knew the Sixties wasn't a revolution. It really was just a bunch of university students with wealthy parents having fun.

I love pop music. It's not easy to write a good pop song. It may be easier to put out a fake jazz album, as Sting does from time to time.

Obama's dense as a doorbell; not much going on up there - it's a wooden top.

I've had great pleasure meeting the likes of Newt Gingrich and having a chat with the fellow on a staircase. I found him completely dishonest and totally likeable, because he doesn't care! He knows what a politician is, and he's a perfect embodiment of one.