Judge not others unless you're prepared to be judged!
I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel.
Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.
I could never be a member of a single party. I want the best of all worlds, thank you.
You can't arrest me, I'm a rockstar.
Periods of inactivity, I don't know such things. I'm consistently writing. My life is busy. It always is. There are hardly any moments for self-indulgent laziness.