I have one major problem with the internet: It's full of liars. There doesn't seem to be any way to answer to people lying about you.

I showed what I can do with butter, right? Eighty-five percent increase in sales. I'm very proud of them Country Life ads. They were funny and clever and classy like the Toblerone ads I grew up with.

You need the past as a guideline. The history of music is a good basis, but to escape that stuff, that tortuous rulebook, you have to learn it first. It's kind of like religion - once you've written the Bible, that's it, move on.

U2 - that's a band that never should have existed. There's no life experience in any of their songs.

I keep falling off the edge of the stage because I can't see it. I can't see my wrinkles in the mirror either, though.

I have one major problem with the Internet: It's full of liars.

I don't need a Rolls-Royce, I don't need a house in the country, I don't need to live in the south of France. I'm quite happy as I am.