If you give me the chance, I'll destroy America for you.

I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he's not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he's completely that way.

If you can sort out why you feel the way you do then you might be in better shape to meet your maker.

A healthy mind can live in an unhealthy body.

For me all governments are my enemies and I've never made any bones about it any other way other than directly, and I don't fly the left flag or the right flag, me, I'm common sense.

Any kind of history you read is basically the winning side telling you the others were bad.

If you were to look back at me as a school kid you'd see a very quiet little church mouse kind of character.