Imagine how asleep or utterly unperceptive and clueless you would have to be not to see yourself as absurd for the most part.
John MalkovichMost of the women that I like have a haunted quality - they're sort of like women who live in a haunted house by themselves.
John MalkovichI like to direct movies, but I don't like to goof around for eight years talking about it. And it's pretty irritating to get a movie on. So to complicate it by having more irritation as a director, I don't really need it. And because I direct a great deal still, but in the theater, I kind of get that anyway. Which is not at all to say I would never do it again, or it would never happen again.
John Malkovich