Trying to impress my mother with words was one of my favourite pursuits.

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again.

People are really concerned with what other people are saying about them.

I want to be the first guy from my generation who doesn't just represent one record but the promise of a lot of them.

I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

Disappointment has a name, it's heartbreak