Sometimes I get scared that Iโm going to enter a web address into Twitter thinking it was my browser. That would be bad.
John MayerI find myself in situations that I know would be unbelievable pictures and I have to gauge, Is this worth taking the camera out? Am I gonna lose the moment? Am I gonna get a dirty look from Sting?
John MayerHigh School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
John MayerLove is like grass. If you fall on it, it may leave a stain and some temporary pain. But you'll get over the pain, it will eventually stop hurting. Now maybe the stain ruined your favourite pair of jeans, or maybe it was nothing special that was ruined, but either way the stain remains there. And with time, it will begin to fade, but it will always be there, a permanent reminder that you, too, once fell.
John Mayer