I came from the last couple of years in a generation where we didn't have a computer around so we didn't waste as much time on the internet as we do now so I had large chuncks of time which to devote to doing something.

Anybody who's made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn't made it will tell you, you can't

You know I used to be the back porch poet with my book of lines, always hoping knowing all the time, I'm probably never gonna find the perfect rhyme. . .For heavier things

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist.

Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.

How dare you say it's nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.