High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

Disappointment has a name, it's heartbreak

Nothing feels worse than having to break the stage down before the performance, and I mean nothing.

Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it's a really liberating feeling to experience what it's like to not care.

God only knows how much I'd love you if you let me, but I can't break through at all.

[on Jessica Simpson] Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.

How come everything I need always comes with batteries?