High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

Stop falling in love with everything that lets you down, even if your hands are shaking and your faith is broken, even as the eyes are closing, do it with a heart wide open. Say what you need to say.

Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.

I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.

I mean, I’m quite happy. I’m happy in all aspects of my life. I'm very happy in all aspects of my life.

Anybody who tells you to have a fallback plan are people who had a fallback plan, didn’t follow their dreams, and don’t want you to either.

Most times when you try to be all things to all people, you end up being nothing.