Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing.

Whenever they say it can’t be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.

I am invincible, as long as I'm alive.

The minute hand moves faster than you think it does.

My hits are not hits.

There's a real self-serving element to hip-hop that threatens its life span.

I'm the only person I know who's got a bunch of money.