[on Jessica Simpson] Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.

We're supposed to lose our friends to time, at an age when we're ready to agree to the terms of having lived a long life. Not now.

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.

If I wake up in the morning and I don't want to get you a coffee or if I don't see you for a week and I don't want to go figure out something to FedEx you, then we've got a problem. You can fake the words I miss you, but you can't fake getting someone a book.

There's a certain lack of gimmickry to what I do that makes people in England go: 'Where's the thing?

It's very liberating when you finally realize it's impossible to make everyone like you.

You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad.