I am not in 'Us Weekly.' I'd have to be going out with someone who is in there to be in there myself.
John MayerBy the way, pornography? It's a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora's box of visuals. There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed.
John MayerSometimes you tell someone to never call you again; and then the phone rings and you hope it's them - it's the most twisted logic of all time.
John Mayer