Very few things in life are worthy of the kind of emotional distress we put ourselves through.

I've always said I've got the coolest fans, and I brag about you like grandchildren when I talk to other artists.

Sometimes I get scared that I’m going to enter a web address into Twitter thinking it was my browser. That would be bad.

I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation... so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type... I'm like, 'Hey girl, magenta!' and she's like, 'Oh, you mean purple!' and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, 'No - I want magenta!'

My life's a sequel to a movie where the actors' names have changed.

I've learned to appreciate everything that has been given to me.

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.