Very few things in life are worthy of the kind of emotional distress we put ourselves through.

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.

God only knows how much I'd love you if you let me, but I can't break through at all.

I may have taken someone through the wringer psychologically, but I've never been sinister.

I'm someone who would like to act like I don't care, but I care.

[on Jessica Simpson] Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.