How come everything I need always comes with batteries?

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

Not worrying is a skill. It's a skill not breaking down every single moment.

You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.

I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool.

Very few things in life are worthy of the kind of emotional distress we put ourselves through.