How come everything I need always comes with batteries?

We're supposed to lose our friends to time, at an age when we're ready to agree to the terms of having lived a long life. Not now.

Half of my heart's got a real good imagination, half of my heart's got you. . .Half of my hearts got a right mind to tell you that half of my heart won't do.

Whenever they say it can’t be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.

I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist.

No matter what I do, I'm going to earn it.

Maybe someday you can accuse somebody of being a poseur by selling out and playing blues music, but that's just not going to happen in my lifetime.