I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

My life's a sequel to a movie where the actors' names have changed.

Friends, lovers, or nothing, we can really only ever be one.

The outcome of a still veracitless life. Am I livin' it right?

The minute hand moves faster than you think it does.

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.

So scared of getting older, I'm only good at being young.