The outcome of a still veracitless life. Am I livin' it right?

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'

I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.

I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.

And i start sleeping and dreaming and i think i'll dream about you, all through the night.

I know the heart of life is good.