Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly, and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'

I cannot in good conscience vote in favor of tax cuts, irrespective of their size, or to which segment of the population they are targeted. Nor can I support any spending increases that are not related to improving our nation's defense from the obvious and serious threats facing us today.

The majority of [the troops in Iraq] is that feel they're doing the right thing and their parents who have also made sacrifices, generally speaking, and their proud of the services of their sons and daughters.

I strongly support the Second Amendment and I believe the Second Amendment ought to be preserved - which means no gun control.

Our economy, I think, is still -- the fundamentals of our economy are strong.

Everybody says that they're against the special interests. I'm the only one the special interests don't give any money to.

I'm a proud Reagan conservative.