Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly, and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'

I think that Joe Biden is qualified in many respects. But I do point out that he's been wrong on many foreign policy and national security issues, which is supposed to be his strength.

I don't doubt the sincerity of my Democratic friends. And they should not doubt ours.

Americans want to win; bin Laden thinks he's winning now.

I think that decisions should rest in the hands of the states. I'm a federalist.

Sooner or later, people are going to figure out if all you run is negative attack ads you don’t have much of a vision for the future or you’re not ready to articulate it.

Our economy, I think, is still -- the fundamentals of our economy are strong.