Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly, and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'

[Several candidates talked of problems with the federal Medicare system, particularly concerns about whether it would cover prescription drug costs in the future.] We're asking senior citizens to make a choice between their health and their income, ... Medicare is probably the most difficult challenge we face in the next century, because it has a lot to do with other things besides money.

Every time there's been an out-of-bounds remark made by a Republican, no matter where they are, I have repudiated them.

I know what war's like. I know what scene's like.

I don’t e-mail, I’ve never felt the particular need to e-mail.

Sen. Obama is a decent person and a person you don't have to be scared of as president of the United States.

Russia has now become a nation fueled by petro-dollars that is basically a KGB apparatchik-run government.